Baby Pink Clothing
Looking for baby pink clothing? For you or the little one? Baby pink clothing is obviously perennially pegged for the newborns (and with spring springing, baby pink clothing ought to be flying off the shelves right now): and baby pink clothing is also hot for the not-so-little, with vibrant cutie-pie outfits catching the eyes of teenage boys from Land’s End to Liverpool.
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That’s right. The dubious sexualisation of the younger continues with multiple clothing brands proudly releasing baby pink clothing lines aimed uncomfortably at early teens or young women: in both cases, one might think, age brackets just slightly wrong for a colour normally associated with a thumb-sucking sprog.
Someone, somewhere along the line, had an idea: and the idea was this – baby pink clothing makes girls look awesome. In a kind of teenage-girl-sucking-her-little-finger-and-talking-baby-talk way. Wrong. Baby pink clothing makes women look awful. Baby pink clothing either turns the wearer into a velour-covered monstrosity from whom all right-thinking men recoil, shielding their eyes in agony; or a kind of disturbing female lollipop that makes paternal instinct collide with sexual circuitry in all the wrong ways.
Our message? Leave baby pink clothing to babies. Baby pink clothing is neither cool nor attractive. It’s loud, worrying and (unless it’s on a baby) ugly. Baby pink is called “baby” pink for a reason – baby pink clothing should be made to heed that reason, clear and well.
Ladies. There’s plenty of attractive pink clothing out there for you to wear. Men too. Don’t fall into the baby pink clothing fashion trap of looking like an extra on the set of Shameless: they’re only wearing baby pink clothing because they get paid. Wearing baby pink clothing through choice doesn’t leave you with a low-slung cutie-pie tracksuit pant leg to stand on. Consign your baby pink clothing to ashes and buy something less frightening.